Billy's busted!

Billy from Boston writes:

I met this really hot chick at a party and we really got it on dancing, drinking and then later I took her to her place and spent the night. The next morning I told her that I had a great time and that I would call her. I must have made the mistake of giving her my card or something because she has all my numbers and won’t stop calling me. Lucky I have call display because she calls me at home on my cell, and yesterday called me at work. Finally I took her call and she was really pissed at me because I hadn’t called her. I tried to tell her that when a guy says “I’ll call you” it doesn’t mean like tomorrow or even next week. She yelled into the phone that I was a player and that she will make sure that I would be sorry for what I had done to her. She yelled so loudly that I am sure the two women next to me at the office could hear her. I am worried that this chick is psycho and is going to do something really nasty. What should I do to get her off my back?

Sheepshag:

Dude, these are questions that you should have considered before making the two backed beast at her place. If you told her that you would call her, when you knew that you wouldn’t, then think what else you might have told her while, dancing, drinking or playing hide the wiener at her place.
Women have minds like an I-pod, dude. They download everything you tell them, and replay it over and over analysing everything that you said. Think hard, man, because you strike me as the kind of guy who would say whatever it takes to ride the magical muff for the night. If this chick was really into you, her emotion has just gone from love to hate in a blink.
Check it out, “Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned / Nor hell a fury like a woman scorned”, those immortal words written in 1697 by William Congreve (The Morning Bride). Dude, nothing has changed.
You ask me what you should do. Seems to me you have one of two choices, change your name, dye your hair and move to California in the witness protection program, or call this chick up and ask to meet her so that you can apologize to her for being such a duffus. Tell her the truth, man. That you are an insensitive ass and that you thought she was hot and wouldn’t mind putting out with no strings attached. I doubt it will go well, but I do believe that at the end of the day she will stop phoning you.

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