Woody from Vancouver

Woody writes from Vancouver, Canada

Help! What am I to do here? My girlfriend is an unbelievably hot chick. I am really into her, but she likes to go to Wreck beach which is a nudist beach. She has been asking me to go with her so I went there the other day, alone, to check it out. I don’t know if I should go with her. I am not sure I can measure up to most of those guys and I am not sure how I would react to having my girlfriend naked around all those other guys and girls.

Sheepshag

Dude, go check the local lost and found and see if someone turned in your self esteem, then try to develop some Vulcan logic. She asked you, right? So it doesn’t sound like she will have a problem seeing your soldier on parade, just so long as it doesn’t snap to attention and salute her, or worse, try to get an introduction to her girlfriend. So chill, man, you’re going to the beach not to an audition for a porno flick.
Think of the male body like you would a tomato plant. Some grow beefsteak tomatoes others grow cherry tomatoes. Most grow a variety somewhere in between. But in the final analysis they are all tomatoes, all tasty and desirable to those who like tomatoes.
So do it, man. Hang up your inhibitions along with your clothes and take your girl to the nude beach if that’s her thing. But be careful, not everyone at the beach will be a nudist, or even a pretender who just likes to look at nude people. Beware the perverts who get off on taking pictures, posting them on the web or making inappropriate advances to young beachgoers.
And, remember, if you are going to take your soldier out of uniform, a 30SPF hat is a good minimum.