Brit's been Buffaloed

Brittney from Buffalo writes:

I have been dating my boyfriend for about 8 months now but think that he loves his cats more than he loves me. I knew when I met him that he loved his kitties and he even started calling me kitten right after our first date. I thought it was really cute at first and loved that he liked animals so much but now I am not so sure. He has 5 cats and they all sleep with him at night. There is hardly any room left for me in the bed and I often have to move to the couch. I complained to him and told him that I didn't think it was fair that I had to sleep on the couch while his "other kittens" took over my side of the bed. He told me that I was being selfish and demanding. What do you think?

Sheepshag:

Hey Brit nice to hear from the chicks. I usually get sobs stories from the dudes. But seriously, lover, this guy is a freak! When most guys talk about taking puss to bed they don’t mean the four legged feline variety!
If you really want a serious relationship with this furball, then you had better start drawing some lines. Like, how about, “My name is Brittney I am human not a cat, and if you insist on calling me kitten, I know of one pussy that will put the boot to you!” That would be a good start.
If you don’t draw lines, then before long, he’ll start serving you a saucer of milk while he chews on a BBQ’d stake!
It’s not my place to tell you if you should try to hang with this freaky dude or not, that’s your call, but if you do choose to stay and he won’t respect the lines you draw, then bring home a dog; something sporty, with lots of energy and really smart, like a Border Collie. Trust me their instincts for herding would be perfect for that pride of five. Invite your new puppy onto the bed at night and tell your boyfriend that he has already learned to catch balls!

Ask the Sheepshag Sharman a question, but remember, “If you can’t handle the answer, don’t ask the question.”